SCIENTISTS CLONE DINOSAUR!

GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.

The dinosaur, a baby Apatosaurus nicknamed “Spot,” is currently being incubated at the University of Florida’s College of Veterinary Medicine.

The scientists extracted DNA from preserved Apatosaurus fossils, which were on display at the university’s museum of natural science. Once the DNA was harvested, scientists injected it into a fertile ostrich womb.

“Ostriches share a lot of genetic traits with dinosaurs,” said Dr. Norman Trudell, a biology professor at UF and the project’s leading scientist. “Their eggshell microstructures are almost identical to those of the Apatosaurus. That’s why the cloning worked so perfectly.”

Those in the scientific community say the dinosaur cloning – the first ever of its kind – is a milestone for genetic engineering.

“I used to think this kind of thing could only happen in the movies,” said Dr. Sven Bjornsen, a UF chemistry professor. “But we’re making it happen right here in our lab. It’s astounding.”

The cloning attracted the attention of a wide variety of animal rights activists and religious groups. They claim that animal cloning is unethical and immoral.

PETA President Ingrid E. Newkirk criticized the scientists for performing potentially life threatening threats on a new species.

“These scientists brought an animal from the Jurassic age back to life – just to watch it suffer!” she said.

But Dr. Trudell doesn’t seem to be bothered by the activists’ quibbling. He says that the opportunities afforded by dinosaur cloning are endless.

Within ten years, we could repopulate the world with dinosaurs,” he said. “We could harvest them for civic service, law enforcement, or even mass transportation.”

“Imagine riding to work on a dinosaur,” he continued. “Wouldn’t that be incredible?”

As of press time, the dinosaur is in stable condition. Scientists plan to run more tests on him today.

162 thoughts on “SCIENTISTS CLONE DINOSAUR!”

  1. What the hell I don't want no freaking dinosuars running around. Ok it would be very amazing but we would only be amazed for a second before it eats you! Ok first off HAVEN'T THESE PEOPLE WATCHED JURASSIC PARK! Half of the people in the movie died! Second off the lord tells man not to mess with the ocean and the earth. He let everything happen for a reason. I think he let dinosuars die for a reason. Even if you do not believe in god still everything happens for a reason. I am only a teen and I know this is stupid. What world will my kids grow up in!!!

  2. Has this actually happened I know they tried doing this with modern elephants and mammoth DNA… But one thing jumps out at me with dinosaur DNA would they actually survive… I thought dinosaurs didn’t have diaphragms …oxygen levels were a lot higher back then and with the rainforests getting bulldozed everyday oxygen is no we’re near what it was back then….yes birds of today are similar to Dino’s but very different in the same breath

  3. Oh,come on.They couldn't revive a simple Pyrenean ibex,that dyed a decade ago.You expect them to resurrect a 65 million year old dinosaur?.people can't be that stupid.It will take at least 20 years before we can revive any recent species perfectly.

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