DECEMBER NOW DECYBER

In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).

To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store!   Aliens will be in attendance!

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BAT BOY!

When the Weekly World News discovered Bat Boy hiding in a West Virginia cave in 1992, they did not know that a star had just fallen from that damp cavern. The WWN followed Bat Boy as he fled local authorities and the FBI, they trailed him as he took cops on a 3 state chase …

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ABE LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN!

The WWN was the first to report the truth about America’s beloved 16th President: Abe was a Babe! Share the truth with the world, with an authentic WWN “Abraham Lincoln Was A Woman” Framed Reprint!  SHOP HERE FOR “ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN” REPRINTS, AND OTHER PRESIDENTIAL FAVORITES!

BUSTER SIMCUS!

  Buster Simcus won the hearts of the world, and the Weekly World News, when he was crowned the World’s largest man, finally weighing in at 4,000 pounds. We watched as he grew, and shrank, and grew some more, he found love and got married, he was dropped in on the Super Bowl out of …

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