MARIANNE WILLIAMSON PICKS COMEDIAN AS RUNNING MATE

Coming off her big debate win last night in Detroit, Marianne Williamson, has decided to take the bold step of picking her Vice Presidential running mate for her 2020 run for the White House.

BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT!

Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat Boy” near the Wayne State University Campus. The creature was apprehended by the Wayne State University Theater Department on the roof of the Bonstelle Theatre, when it was decided that the best course of action would be to try and …

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DETROIT AND CLEVELAND TURNING INTO FARMS

CLEVELAND –  With the economy in a coma – Detroit and Cleveland are becoming farms once again.

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NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS

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DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship.  Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.

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